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 作者  jaguarviva (時光)                                    站內  StupidClown
 標題  人類的精子和卵子靠什麼力量結合
 時間  Thu Jan 21 22:32:12 2010
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話說當年在高四班要考大學
                                                                               
生物老師是補教界名師姜老師
                                                                               
某一回認真教學的姜老師鉅細靡遺的檢討完考卷後
                                                                               
問同學還有沒有問題?~
                                                                               
一名女同學舉手了
                                                                               
問題如下:
                                                                               
23.(  )人類授精時,精子和卵子靠什麼力量結合?
       A.精子的擺動  B.子宮頸收縮  C.體液的帶動  D.射精時的衝力
                                                                                
                                                                               
"老師  為什麼不是D ?
                                                                               
                     為什麼不是D ?
                                                                               
                                   為什麼不是D ? "
                                                                               
男同學們(和少數女同)學已經笑翻啦!!
                                                                               
老師:"..........
                                                                               
       小丫頭, 長大妳就懂了........"
                                                                               
 XD
                                                                               
附  好懷念姜老師!

 

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