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 作者  barry4514 (小仔)                                     看板  StupidClown
 標題  [無言]果菜汁罐頭?
 時間  Thu Feb 21 03:19:30 2008
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話說小弟我在超商工作好幾年
現在這什麼都在賣的超商裡
倒也什麼樣的客人都有…
                                                                               
去年夏天
某個炎熱的周五…
                                                                               
一位中年婦人進了我們店裏大聲嚷嚷著:
                                                                               
「你們有沒有賣果菜汁的罐頭呀?」
                                                                               
「果菜汁的罐頭?你是要鐵鋁罐的果菜汁嗎?」我回答
                                                                               
「恩西啦!」她答
                                                                               
「…水果罐頭?」我問
                                                                               
「不是啦!是果菜汁的罐頭啦!」她很堅持

我和我面前那位我正在幫她結帳的上班族小姐
看著中年婦人自己一個人在門市裡走來走去嘴邊碎碎念
                                                                               
「雞勒啦!吼~哩心來A喔!果菜汁的罐頭攏恩災!」她找到了!?
                                                                               
就在此時我和面前的小姐愣在櫃檯旁…
                                                                               
那個…






…囧rz
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
不是寶路嗎???






「挖丟係供激勒『狗在吃的罐頭』啦!」
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
我面前的小姐已經笑到不能自己=.=



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很明顯這是台灣國語鬧出的笑話。
好像很多老人家雖然國台語都會講,但是國語就是有些音發不好。
比如說:風、果這幾個特別明顯。
這次回老家,某天我就特別想糾正我娘,還從注音符號開始,但是....
.....只是讓我大笑了很久,我就放棄了。XD


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