作者: jacob320 () 看板: joke
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 一天,大一新生的我們,由班上公關開始班上自家人聯誼
                                                                               
 活動進行的很順利,終於等到大家期待的夜遊安平港
                                                                               
 『抽鑰匙啦!!』 公關大聲呼喊著這最後節目的高潮
                                                                               
 看著班上的女生素質其實都是頗高,男生心中不僅大聲吆賀著
                                                                               
 只看到女生排隊抽籤的其中一個女生,外號河童但其實不能說醜,只能說她公主病
                                                                               
 病的讓我們覺得她實在很醜,又加上公斤數著實不輕的情況下
                                                                               
 每個都祈禱著不要被她抽到........
                                                                               
 最後中獎的是我室友,整天不尻一槍會混身不對勁的傢伙
                                                                               
 『幹....你要我載他去喝溪水嗎?』 他對著已經發動機車的公關抱怨著
                                                                               
 我看著衰小的他,大力的揮著手跟他道別.....

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 到了安平港,發現他們這一對竟然不見了
                                                                               
 我那室友後來報了平安說他們已經回到學校,我們才放下心
                                                                               
 不過後來我問了事情經過,才知道還滿北爛....
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
 原來我室友心不甘情不願的發動機車,在那冬天又風大的夜裡真的有夠感傷
                                                                               
 看著後照鏡裡的那隻公主病河童,他也邊嘆息著默默的跟向我們
                                                                               
 後來快到了安平,我室友轉過頭去打了聲招呼
                                                                               
 那女的嬌顫了一下,我室友就問了她,你會冷嗎?

女生當然很開心,就連忙說不會....不會
                                                                               
 只見我那室友就在河邊停了下車
                                                                               
 冷冷的說  換你騎...............
                                                                               
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 後來女的超級不爽,就下車跟他大吵,我室友根本就不想理她
                                                                               
 因為如果跟她吵感覺就像情侶在吵架,他會更丟臉
                                                                               
 結果從大一到畢業,這兩個人始終再也沒瞧過對方一眼



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這則故事讓我笑很久。
抽機車鑰匙是聯誼的高潮點,也是大學青春的一個讓很多男生津津樂道的事情。小弟我何德何能,總算也在大學四年裡面玩過一次。
結果?
不告訴你。XD
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